I need a candy.

On normal days, this email will definitely land herself in my junk box. But, today i am totally dying of boredom. RIGHT NOW. So, i decided to entertain myself a bit.

Have you ever
1. liked your best friend’s boyfriend-> nope, we look for different things in a guy.
2. tried killing someone-> depends on what’s the definition of killing. Emotional killing: yes, always. Physical killing: not yet, but not totally impossible.
3. fantasized about your teacher-> erm, my teachers are usually either fat, ugly or smelly. How to?
4. gotten out of hand in a club-> I get out of hand everywhere possible :)
5. done threesome-> I am a selfish individual & would definitely prefer full attention else if its with 2 males. i won’t mind.
6. kissed someone of the opposite sex-> Of course, why not?
7. smoked in front of your mum-> I have never ever tried smoking and i never will.
8. drove without a license-> Oh, why didn’t i think of that!
9. bought sex toys-> Yes, but not for my own consumption.
10. bought condoms-> Yes, but it was a dare.
11. sucked someone’s toes-> HUH. Im neither insane nor hungry.
12. quarrelled with strangers-> I just did. My bag knocked into a malay auntie’s kid and she scolded me. Fuck la, you jolly well carry your kid if the place is too crowded.
13. shitted in your pants-> once. when i was really really young. and urgent.

Which do you prefer?
14. tattoos or piercings-> Mama says no TATTOOS.
15. boys or girls-> currently, boys. HAHA
16. icecreams or cakes-> I prefer cocoa
17. money or happiness-> definitely happiness :)
friends or boyfriend-> oh no. =X
18. boy next door or bad boy-> Depends on the commitment level i’m willing to invest in.
19. eyes or nose-> eyes. cus house bunny says that eyes are the nipples of your face :P
20. vent or swallow-> Im too rash and impulsive to swallow
21. run or diet-> i wanted to diet 3 years ago but im still consuming cocoa on a regular basis. So, i’d say run.
22. compliments or flowers-> Actually i do prefer compliments. I can buy my own flowers.
23. height or face-> ARGHHHHH. That’s the toughest question on earth. I’ll skip it.
24. kiss or touch-> Kiss where? Touch where? Be more specific in life.
25. beer or juice-> BEEEERRR LAAAAA.
26. tan or fair-> Girls: Fair. Guys: Tan.
27. natural or makeup-> of cuz natural, but if you look scary without makeup, then maybe going natural is not a good idea afterall.
28. boobs or butt-> butt!
29. day or night-> night, why is there even day to begin with.
30. omg or fuck-> FUCK LA. OMG is too mild to describe or convey any emotions.
31. abs or arms-> Tough choice. Next!
32. fruits or veg-> Fruits! They are sweet. Most of them.

There’s actually another 35 questions to go. But i will stop here cus i realise im revealing too much of myself. I prefer to be secretive hek.

SO BYE! and fuck, got to work today.